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@gar This would be blocked on Tumblr as extreme porn.

@colon_three Literally this same problem caused us downtime when our Drive In movie sales launched the other week.

@ceejbot How can you resist not just taking them all home with you?

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Got a query this morning from DHS, asking about buying Sidekiq Enterprise.

My response:

"I can't morally justify selling to or supporting the DHS in any way, not while your organization is separating families and locking up kids."

@bonzoesc What kind of a 1337 h44x0r are you? You should be hacking the mainframe in a dark room, lit only by the glow from your laptop.

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We're now blocking the newjack.city domain, as it seems to only have bot accounts that automatically follow people, and could potentially be a data mining operation.

More info from another instance here: glittery.nipple.solutions/2018

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Human brains have SO MUCH IDLE TIME. It's no wonder we're going to destroy everything around us.

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:drake_dislike: marvel cinematic universe
:drake_like: Marvell Armada 3720 Community Board ESPRESSOBin

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he's starving yeah yeah yeah
he's starving yeah yeah yeah
he's starving yeah yeah yeah
yeah

you think you feed your cat
well I saw him yesterday
he's anything but fat
and he told me what to say

he said he's starving
and you know that must be bad
he's starving
and I think you should feel had oooooh

he's starving yeah yeah yeah
he's starving yeah yeah yeah

@ceejbot Perhaps Thief? It apparently has a thriving mod scene despite being much older.

@rodti I can only think of a million ways that would go horribly wrong. :D

Is anyone else still using the scotland.computer instance? Giving thought to moving to @rodti's mastodon.scot and closing this one down.

@colon_three I so, so, so hope that was intentional.

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@rodti @colon_three You should hold onto them: post-brexit they're likely to be worth more than most people's houses.

@decadecity Nice, thanks, looks like the federation bits and still running correctly then.

I mashed my 2fa code into this instance and now I can use Mastodon again. Maybe. This instance is so horrifically out of date I don't even know if it's working properly.