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I suppose I should plug in some lights

John @semanticist

@bonzoesc What kind of a 1337 h44x0r are you? You should be hacking the mainframe in a dark room, lit only by the glow from your laptop.

@semanticist yeah, and how am I supposed to tell the computer to turn off all the lights unless I have lights on?